Celtics Roll Out Bizarre Starting Five Featuring Tatum, White, and the End of the Bench

The Boston Celtics are rolling out a starting five on Monday that looks like a mix between a championship core and a Summer League fever dream. According to Underdog NBA, Boston will start Derrick White, Jaden Gonzalez, Baylor Scheierman, Jayson Tatum, and Neemias Queta.

Seeing Jayson Tatum and Derrick White listed next to Gonzalez and Scheierman is the kind of lineup alert that makes you check your phone screen for cracks. It looks less like an actual NBA rotation and more like a video game simulation where you accidentally skipped past the trade deadline and the computer auto-filled your roster.

"Underdog NBA tweeted: 'Lineup alert: Celtics will start White, Gonzalez, Scheierman, Tatum, Queta on Monday.'"

For anyone holding tickets on player props or sweating head-to-head fantasy matchups, this is the exact type of chaos that swings a week. When a team plugs deep reserves into the starting unit, the usage rates for the remaining stars usually skyrocket, while the new guys become total wildcards for rebounds and corner threes.

Boston is heading into this Monday road matchup against the Houston Rockets riding high after a 108-97 win over the Orlando Magic. White is currently averaging 11.8 points and 5.2 assists on the season, and he is going to have to do a lot of the heavy lifting to keep this makeshift group organized on the floor.

The Celtics have made a habit of treating the regular season like a giant laboratory experiment, resting key guys and testing their depth chart whenever the schedule allows. Queta has proven he can eat up minutes in the paint, but throwing Scheierman and Gonzalez into the fire against a real NBA rotation is a massive heat check for the coaching staff.

We will see if this experimental five can hold their own against Houston or if Tatum is going to have to drop forty points just to keep it competitive. If this unit actually clicks and runs the floor efficiently, the rest of the league might as well pack it up, because Boston is just showing off at this point.