Pistons Roll Out Another Chaotic Starting Lineup Against the Wizards

The Detroit Pistons are rolling out a starting five that sounds like a randomly generated 2K simulation, but it is somehow actually working.

According to Underdog NBA, Detroit is starting Cade Cunningham, David Jenkins, Jerome Robinson, Ausar Thompson, and John Collins on Monday night against the Washington Wizards.

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This is the kind of lineup you expect to see in a late-March tank-a-thon, not from a team sitting at 6-3 and third in the Eastern Conference. But here we are.

Cade Cunningham is carrying the offensive load, averaging 22.9 points and 7.7 assists on the season. He has this island of misfit toys operating as an elite defensive unit. Detroit currently boasts a 105.9 defensive rating, which is good for second in the entire league.

Ausar Thompson is back in the starting group to vacuum up rebounds, pulling down 8.9 a night. Meanwhile, David Jenkins steps in to replace Paul Reed from recent iterations of this chaotic rotation. If you are looking at the prop market, the spacing with Jenkins and Robinson on the floor gives Cunningham plenty of room to operate against a 4-6 Washington Wizards squad.

The Pistons just dropped a tight 121-116 game to the Los Angeles Lakers on Sunday. Throwing this specific five-man unit out there on the second night of a back-to-back is a massive heat check for a coaching staff that is clearly just pressing buttons to see what lights up.

We will see if this group can keep the early-season momentum alive. If they lock down Washington tonight, we might have to accept that Detroit actually knows exactly what it is doing.