The Clippers' New Starting Lineup Looks Like a Random 2K Auto-Generate

The Los Angeles Clippers are officially starting Darius Garland, Kris Dunn, Derrick Jones Jr., Rui Hachimura, and Reggie Jackson on Wednesday. That is not a cohesive NBA roster. That is the result of hitting auto-generate on a 2K franchise mode when you forget to turn off the salary cap.

If you are holding a ticket for the Clippers to cover against the Sacramento Kings, you might want to check the refund policy. This is a survival lineup, plain and simple.

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LA is rolling out this island of misfit toys because their medical report already reads like a CVS receipt. Brandon Ingram is week-to-week with a partially torn Achilles, and Bradley Beal is sidelined with knee inflammation before the season even really gets going.

That leaves Garland running the show. He is finally healthy after a brutal toe injury cost him a massive chunk of last season, but now he has to orchestrate an offense where Derrick Jones Jr. and his 10.1 career points per game are suddenly a primary scoring option.

Dunn and Jackson sharing a backcourt rotation in the year 2026 is objectively hilarious. It feels like the front office just grabbed whoever was standing closest to the Gatorade cooler when the trainer walked in with the bad news.

Bettors trying to handicap this game are flying completely blind. You are essentially guessing whether Hachimura can randomly drop 25 points or if the Kings are just going to run this makeshift unit off the floor by halftime.

The Clippers have to survive this Wednesday night experiment against Sacramento before immediately turning around to play the Los Angeles Lakers on Friday. If this group actually pulls off a win, the front office should hang a banner immediately.